Craig Calcaterra

A veteran DFA, the Mets' missing pants, the Rays' new duds, the value of remembering some guys, time zones, the GOP, and helping the aged

The uniforms are gonna get fixed, a pitcher has TJ, a prospect goes down, Tommy Pham wins tax day, the Bears want more than we first thought, and I am in Texas

A nut shot, a lame Players’ Weekend, umpire relegation, the shit show at the Supreme Court, The Onion and Billie Eilish

Bellinger's ribs, a demotion, a shelving, a lawsuit, unconstitutional crackdowns, some MAGA indictments, Da Bears, and absconding to Italy

A Maddux, duo double dinger days, debuts, signing, injuries, Boomer condescension, Seinfeld, and toilets and stuff

A wild ejection, billionaires wish you a happy Earth Day, the A's, "OK," viva socialism, Terry Anderson, junk, the Supreme Court, and coffee