Craig Calcaterra

Verlander has the hiccups, the A's are figuring it out, the Royals surprised a church, some deep thoughts about pitchers and catchers, Don Gullett passes, America, conspiracies, the Fantastic Four and rust never sleeps

A pioneering play-by-play announcer, ugly uniforms, Soler power, the police blotter, Royals renderings, baldness, Santos, Dystopia Watch, and loving football and Taylor Swift

Alonso and the Mets, a couple of signings, some hope for an umpiring breakthrough, rock and roll, dipshit billionaires, and when realism is defeatism

The specific vibes of every team's fandom, Billy Eppler, Corey Kluber, dumb criminals, and the not-unclear messages being sent to you by The Man

Adolis' deal, the itinerant A's, the imagining White Sox, Rays extensions, the Olympics, bowling crime, Musk, and sad celebrity news

Sánchez, Hahd Knahcks, cheap Opening Day seats, stadium tax abatements, attacked by cartoons, NYPD Yankees, and Blazing Saddles at 50